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I am unique, optimistic, professional student, world-traveler, and open-minded individual. I'm capable of scaling curbs and crushing ice. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I have piloted two-wheeled transportation tools up severe inclines with unflinching speed and propelled them into flight. I have sustained dehabilitating impacts at over 30 mph and sewn my own stitches. I once completed a rock-climbing expedition with three broken ribs, a sprained wrist, and a concussion. I make a mean no-bake cookie. I'm an expert in patching sheetrock and have my own line of denim evening wear. I can hurl vegetables at moving targets with deadly accuracy. I once read War and Peace, the Grapes of Wrath, and Pride and Prejudice in one day and still had time to refurbish the sofa. Children trust me. I have made lavish 7-course meals using only a cheese grater, mixer, and a microwave. I manage my time efficiently and rarely sleep. I am a critic of abstract art, a master of concrete, and an amateur photographer. I've eaten chocolate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner in 24 countries and 48 states. I'm a seasoned ultra-light backpacker, skilled mountain biker, and computer extraordinaire. I can walk a tight-rope, weave in and out of traffic, dodge slobbering mammals, and my bills are paid. I can greet you in 17 languages and insult you in 775. One summer, I won a bullfight in Madrid and a cliff-diving competition in Ponte Brolla. I have played both the role of Juliet and Romeo, performed CPR, and saved my cat from drowning. I believe in aliens and conspiracy theories. I have met Elvis and sipped coffee with Marilyn Monroe in the same night. But I have yet to decide what I want to be when I grow up.

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